What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:30

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Dr No
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.